More great stress!!!
So, my art lead asked me if I wanted to take the test to be on the “Creature Team”. It is just how it sounds, a group of artists who sculpt creatures for the game. This is great news! But it is going to be an extremly hard test and I have to finish almost a months worth of work in 8 days… fuuuuuuck me! I need this! I am only an intern and this gig would be my get out of jail free card… except I am going to work my ass off for it. I would be a fulltime employee with benefits making fucking creatures for a living!!!
“Lick and Stick”
I am leaving this here cuz I felt that it was not appropriate for facepoop.
I was drunk as shit and needed to get some food at this show. I went into a deli with a buddy of mine and there were these girls in there who were loud and obnoxious… not the good kind… bitches :) I buy my sammich and these girls ask us to sit next to them. They then proceed to tell us that they wanted to get into the show and they would do just about anything to get in. They are drunk as shit as well and I hear one of them say “Lick and Stick. I know we are strangers, but would you mind if we lick and stick”. My buddy explained to me that we would lick our arms and then try to stick our stamp on the drunk bitches arms… Before I knew it I had a girl licking my arm and her friend in the background telling me I am a dirty, sick fuck for letting her do it :) That was the most action I have gotten in like 7 months :)
I got my arm licked and I was wearing my God Don’t Make No Trash shirt. Fuck Yeah!
I got it!
I got my record player… but now I need a stand and speakers… I didn’t think that far ahead, damn! I think I will make my own stand and get started on “wood” projects that I have not had time to do… I will make it! I will post pics of it and Jux later… :)
My mom got me a lazer pointer for Jux and he goes apeshit for it. That means I can sit on the couch, have a beer, flick my wrist around and he runs laps trying to catch that little red dot :)
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I am losing followers! Oh no!!! Shoot my dick off, someone… Laaaaaaaadies???
I think I am going to use this thing more now :)
Merry Christmas BITCHES! Jesus doesn’t exist but I am going to celebrate his godamn birthday by opening presents and drinking beer in honor of the world’s most famous bastard!
I have had these urges lately… to write shit! I WILL BE BACK for cereal!
Peace!
Tree Hugger…
So, I don’t ever post on here anymore…
I just needed to say that I am becoming obessed with… trees :)
They have always been around and I have really appreciated them but, man they are so beautiful.
I have been creating trees in 3-D for video games. To create something sooo organic with a program that spits out squares and triangles… it is tough. It makes you appreciate how unique every tree is. They have such amazing sillouettes against the sky. Their shapes are amazing and crazy. All of the knots and the texture of the bark and the vibrant colors of the leaves or needles. Then you throw seasons into it and the same tree can look different!
… as a joke people are calling me the tree master (bater) at work.
I can not stop looking at trees and appreciate there natural shapes. I am going to get a bunch of tree books :)
On the other hand my puppy is making me tired with all his poop :)
Cheers!
